Kannada Sex Jokes

Kannada Sex Jokes

A monkey stole a lady-s Bra & sat on a tree.

Lady:"Kelage haku kelage haku..

Monkey laughed & said:

"Nange manga madtiya..

Idhu kelage hakodalla..

Mele hakodu!

                     

�����9.A husband asks his wife ''tell me something that will make me really happy and make me feel sad at the same time'' wife replies ''you have a bigger cock than all your mates''

Atte sosege kelidalu,

nan mommaga nodoke nan magan tarah yake illa? Sose vinayadinda helidalu..

Atte, nan hatra irodu

Tullu , Xerox machine alla!..

Son:Appa Nimdhu LoveMarriage Tane?

Dad:Yes Ninge Hege Gottaitu?

Son:Yenilla Nimma Maduve DateGu Nan Birthday Gu Bari 6Tinglu Vyatyaasa Adake!

Ratri Nodidare Neeli Akashadalli Bili Moda

Wa Wa

Ratri Nodidare Neeli Akashadalli Bili Moda

Wa Wa

Belige NodidareNeeli Kachadali Bili'SODA'!

BOY: guruji yake gandasariginta hengasarige sex li sukha jasti?

NITYANANDA: magu kiviyalli kaddi haakidare trupti kivige horathu kaddigalla..!!

Girl: Amma yeduru mane Huduga Nanna Nodidare Nanna BRA Tyt Aagutte

AMMA: Magale Ninna BRA Swalpa Kelage Maadi Haku Baddi magana Chaddi Tyte aaghli

Pyarashut mattu condom ge yenu vyatyasa?

Ans:- Pyarachut tutu biddare OBBA SAYUTTANE condom ge tutu biddare OBBA HUTTUTTANE

Lady- Dr nange kelage infection agide.

Doctor- sex estusala madtiya ?

Lady- monthly 1 saari.

Doctor- idu infection alla thuk hididide..

She: How am i looking?

He: Nice

She:sari agi helu pls...

He:Beautiful

She: Arey sathyavagi helo..

He: illi nodu! Nithkondidhe nandhu!!

Hendathi: ree ..ellidhiraaa..

     Ganda: nanu'sujatha'hathra idhini, illinda'Shantala' pakkadhalli  hogi, 'Treveni' hatra kelsa mugiskondu, úrvashi'hatra hogithini ..neenu elli idhiya?

Hendathi: Nanu 'santhosha' hattira idhe, allinda'Prasanna'hatra hogi kelsa mugsi,

 Evaga 'gopala' mattu 'govardhana'madhya sikkihakikondu idhini..